Are you Nobody? Everybody thought you were. He said that was your name. Nice to meet you, Nobody. I am Somebody, and this is my cousin, Anybody. Are you from around here, Nobody? I’ve never seen you before. You look nice enough— maybe we can be friends. Nobody, would you like that? The people here are incredibly friendly. You’ll fit right in, Nobody. Stick with me and you’ll be a Somebody, just like me. Bye, newbie. Catch ya later, Nobody!

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