Dedicated to my friend from high school.


You are fucking crazy.

I love you,

But you’re crazy.

You dance like no one’s watching,

Sing all the wrong words to our favorite songs,

And laugh like a drunk hyena.

You make up lyrics and melodies,

You have no fears as far as I can tell,

And you’re loyal to the end.

I worry about your sanity sometimes.

You’re such a fun-loving ball of joy.

You’re hyper to the extreme, nonsensical, and hilarious.

You promised to remain virgin till marriage,

Yet you dress like a slut and have a dirty mind.

We like all the same things

And share many inside jokes.

People judge us,

But we don’t care.

We’re fucking crazy.