The moment you saw her,

She took your breath away.

She was ugly,

But in a beautiful way.


Her heart was cold,

Her strut was hot,

You wanted her,

You liked her a lot.


Her smile was coquettish,

Her eyes said “Come hither.”

Beneath her touch,

Your heart will wither.


She sleeps around to protect her heart,

She’s a dangerous flirt,

She pushes everyone away,

Scared of getting hurt.


It may have started off that way,

But now she enjoys the easy sex,

Getting drunk and going out,

Better bring the latex.


She has a dismal personality,

Wrapped in a delicious shell,

Her ugly heart

Will be your trip to Hell.