via Bumble


My first time, it was awkward, but I did okay.

Your friend’s girlfriend taught me how.

“No boundaries,” she said about herself,

But I appreciated her help in learning the ropes.

You work so hard, work all night long,

And come home tired, exhausted, strained.

You deserve a pleasant surprise upon return

And now I can give you, my master,

Exactly what you need after such a hard day’s night.

The first time I tried to memorize the knots,

I felt inadequate, like a bumbling fool,

Compared to the more experienced slave girl

Talking about her exploits with her toys.