My first time, it was awkward, but I did okay.
Your friend’s girlfriend taught me how.
“No boundaries,” she said about herself,
But I appreciated her help in learning the ropes.
You work so hard, work all night long,
And come home tired, exhausted, strained.
You deserve a pleasant surprise upon return
And now I can give you, my master,
Exactly what you need after such a hard day’s night.
The first time I tried to memorize the knots,
I felt inadequate, like a bumbling fool,
Compared to the more experienced slave girl
Talking about her exploits with her toys.