I cannot keep you from the world,
I can’t ask you to unfriend certain people.
But your best friend is a girl
And she is prettier than me.
I have never met her,
Or heard you talk about her,
But you have both tagged each other
With the title “bestie” in posts on Facebook.
There’s a world full of girls out there,
Who may be better looking or better in bed
Or who you might just like better.
I hate the thought of you leaving me.
I know you wouldn’t cheat on me,
But my insecurities can’t ignore the fact
That some of your female friends
Are so much hotter and cooler than me.
I cannot help getting jealous
When I see how close or happy you are
With some of them,
When I look like a potato
And have the personality to match.